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When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick CONTESTANT NUMBER 1Let's see hmmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!

, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU!!!

(Host)Well it sounds like contestant #2is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden.(Sharon)Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention,and what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar,and tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick,and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!

I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake. Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get her!

I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.

I'm steady, staring at your sister, I'll tell you this,you know for only 13 she got some big tits!

(Host)Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival. Sharon, let's hear your question.(Sharon)I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions. But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care,by takin all these other mutha fuckers outta here!

A man who expresses himself in his own special way.#2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all,and find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!

But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other mother fuckers outta here I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw WHAT?!

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